I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Randomize
