2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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