normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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