3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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