Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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