I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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