you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
try to milk me bitch
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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