turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Girls should come with a carfax report
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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