its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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