Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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