if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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