I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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