if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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