There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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