you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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