I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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