Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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