why didn't you poke me back
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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