Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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