He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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