508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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