Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
