Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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