Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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