is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
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