walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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