Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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