I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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