I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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