you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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