He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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