Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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