did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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