btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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