margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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