in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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