Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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