Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
