ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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