This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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