SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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