quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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