Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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