I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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