Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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