even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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