Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
if only i could text you this smell
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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