these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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