He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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