I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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