...so i touched it.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
